Young cannibal training kit
My wife got me a ceramic Darth Vader head. This thing is a recipe for disaster, a kit which teaches kids to be zombie cannibals. They don’t advertise it as such, of course.
The back of Vader’s skull is sliced off; the cap rests in place, severed from the rest of the head. It’s precise, clean, the sort of incision which requires a really expensive bone saw to make. You open the skull, exposing Darth Vader’s brain. His brain of delicious candy, just begging to be devoured.
Truly evil.